Well, okay... not absolute poverty... Varna and Per DID have a wonderful honeymoon in a charmingly quaint log cabin with daily maid service, an oversized stone fireplace, and a cedar hot tub and sauna - the perfect compromise between Varna's notion of honeymooning in a five-star privately rented luxury hotel and spa, and Per's idea of honeymooning in a tent!

Hey!  They're not FIGHTING yet!  Maybe this will work after all! What a CHARMING log cabin in the forest!