Stu's Marine Invasion Adventure

But it looks as if the fun isn't quite OVER yet! Dutch spots a STRANGE SIGHT...

Yes. It's Inspector Don. Inspector Don DEMANDS to see their papers...

Don sets them STRAIGHT about a few things...

...INCLUDING thymus serpyllum giganticum!

The trouble with Inspector Donald Peter Haney... He seems VERY angry...

...is that ONCE he gets going, he doesn't know when to STOP... Inspector Don IS a bit *pompous*, now and again...

The MARINES attempt to use their famous NEGOTATION SKILLS... Wolf is IRRITATED!

Alas. We hold Inspector Donald Peter Haney ENTIRELY to blame that the confrontation moved into the Ugly Arena of RACISM...

Tempers quickly FLARE among the multicultural mercenaries... You tell him, Scotty!

The MARINE CORPS captain later claimed his BRAIN was affected by the SCORCHING BRITISH SUN...

This is how Inspector Don LATER DESCRIBED What Happened NEXT... Oh good GRIEF!

(*SPECTACULAR PAINT ENHANCEMENT by MICHAEL)

(Even the KIDS know it was JUST PAINT...)

(He must be FORGETTING his ignominious jousting bout in 2005's MEDIAEVAL TOURNAMENT!)

Inspector Don tries to regain his DIGNITY...

The game has fizzled to an Inglorious END. The soldiers saunter away to their respective CAMPSITES, as Inspector Don gets shakily to his feet... He is NOT easily appeased!

NADINE'S RASPBERRY SUN FUN OUTFIT by PAT of COLDWATER IGA CJ's NEW POLICE PATCHES by RANDY BALOGA (who just happens to have been a U.S. Marine) STORY, SPECTACULAR paint effects and a lot of PHOTOGRAPHY by MICHAEL