Too bad *I* don't dance!!!
...and THIS is what happened!
Bet you didn't know those are my GRANDMAS on the wall! The one in the blue is Grandmere Degas, and the one in pink is GREAT-grandmere Duval. I come from a long line of ballerinas. (I took ballet once, when I was about four. Tried to do a pirouette and knocked over a WHOOOLE row of tots behind me. All of them cried, and mum took me home and stood me in the corner for six days.)

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