Knottwood Christmas Party Ring Adventure

Not many people know that the two pirates WERE allowed a brief period of FREEDOM, to join the festivities... Making themselves at HOME, I see...

...BOTH under close supervision, of course! Topper is a DEDICATED police dog!

Santa was giving out the LAST of the children's Christmas presents... Annifrid IS odd...

When suddenly TWO UNEXPECTED visitors squeeze through the throng to CONFRONT to Captain Hambone and his guard, Inspector Donald Haney... Uh-oh...

The sordid and ignominious details of the pirates' recent ROBBERY come tumbling out... Oh dear...

Within seconds, Inspector Don has ruthlessly taken care of the situation... THAT'S telling him!

Restitution is soon made...Er... sort of... SHOCKING behaviour, to rob a Hobbit!

Fortunately for the Fate of Middle Earth, CAPTAIN HAMBONE is suddenly distracted... What can he be TALKING about?

The tall ELF hurries his tiny companion from the CASTLE... A wise move..

...Or so everyone THOUGHT! Hours later, actress VARNA SORENSEN and co-star TROY DAMON HUNTER are being interviewed about their smash hit new movie, Revenge of the Slave Queen...

(I don't think she's EVER been so earnest!)

...but the interview is about to be RUDELY INTERRUPTED... NAUGHTY Isobel!

...And I'm afraid that's the last anyone in Knottwood ever SAW of that excellent little hobbit...

...And once again, things end much the same as any OTHER Knottwood Christmas Party... WoooHOOO!

CAP'N PEGGY GORDON courtesy of Knottwood's OFFICIAL BLACKSMITH, INTENTS, Smith of the West It's quite true - LEGOLAS and FRODO escaped from CHERIDOLL's Hunting Retreat CAPTAIN HAMBONE'S piratey gear courtesy of FRED JESKA LORD RICHARD's appearance courtesy of R. A. Harnett, AVALON, Tulsa CAPTAIN HAMBONE'S pewter MUG from STEVO'S TOYS Cameraman NIGEL MOLDSWORTH's "Bad Monkey" t-shirt from MUTANT GOLDFISH DESIGNS EARS by ISOBEL