"Hello. This is Michael here.
I just can't put it off any longer... It's time to give ol' Larsy some SWORDSMANSHIP LESSONS...
*Sigh*... Hate to burst his bubble - he thinks he's a GREAT fighter - but the truth is,
he's going to accidentally KILL himself, or chop off someone's nose,
if I don't give him a few basic tips..."
"I even had to tell him what sort of CLOTHES to wear..."
"OF course, he pouted about having to use a lightweight wooden practice sword..."
"...and he didn't want to learn the most basic moves..."
"Just ONE real practice session cured him of THAT, however..."