Nancy has brought little Colin Eight to see new Knottwood psychiatrist, Dr. Agnes Nizhoni. Seems poor Colin does odd things like sticking forks into his head and tying himself up with barbed wire. He calls it "expressing himself". Well, actually, he calls it "an exploration of the pitiless distortion of florid metaphor while polymorphously attempting Rauschenbergian self-erasure", and NOTHING the Hanbros can do will convince him that merely saying "I feel frustrated" is not a better way to express one's feeeeelings...
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